I’m Going To Law School

June 1, 2008 / Posted by:

As soon as I finish this cocktail, I’m going to enroll into weekend online law school! Phoebe Price needs vindication and I feel I’m the only one that can properly represent her. You see, on Friday I posted a sad story about PP getting DEE-NIED from the opening of the Chanel store in Los Angeles even though she was invited. She has the e-mail to prove it! A total tear jerker.

Well, Chicken Cutlets told TMZ that she’s planning to sue Chanel if she doesn’t get an apology by next week. She also wants the “PR girl” that denied her, fired. Fuck that! I want that dumb bitch PR girl sent to death row! What she did to PP was a sin and a crime! PP is a fire angel sent from the chicken cutlet heavens to bless this world with a little glamour! That PR cunt hurt an angel!

Like she says on the video, PP is from the south where people are nice and sleep with their first cousins. Ok, she didn’t say that last part. I was joking! Damn. It’s the Ketel One talking.

Hear PP’s cry below:

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