White Oprah Has Such An Open Mind

White Oprah recently said that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson were “just friends.” Now she’s changing her tune. White Oprah wouldn’t confirm or deny the rumors to OK! Magazine. She only said, “If she’s happy, I’m happy. That’s all I’ll say. Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.” Ugh! White Oprah would be the type of bitch that says “that’s all I’ll say” and then keeps yapping. Don’t her nasty ass gums ever get dry? She probably moisturizes them with Lindsay’s skin grease.

Please, White Oprah is so full of caca. She should have told the truth and said, “I don’t give a fuck who Lezzy eats as long as she keeps signing those checks.”

In other Lezzy news, White Oprah confirmed that her daughter was at the hospital yesterday for “asthma” issues. Yesterday, Lindsay’s rep lied and said she was just “visiting a friend” with SamRo.

White Oprah told People, “She was losing oxygen. She couldn’t breathe. She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick. If you were sick, and you’re mother couldn’t even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it’s sad. It’s really sad.” No, what’s sad is that White Oprah would have brought reality show cameras with her.

Asthma my ass! The dildo probably got stuck. It happens.