Where’s The Bottle?

May 31, 2008 / Posted by:

How is Suri functioning without a full bottle of barley water? They are probably injecting her ass with it, because they get so much crap for keeping her on the bottle. Suri needs her barley fix! Suri also needs to call up Ken Paves on her robot phone and schedule an appointment STAT! She needs to cut that alien bob. Homegirl needs her own identity. She’s looking like Tommy Girl Jr. and that is not good for her reputation.

Here’s Suri, Tommy Girl, Katie and Katie’s parents getting into a hearse in Beverly Hills last night. Suri’s memaw looks like Jane Lynch in a silver wig. Shit, it probably IS Jane Lynch. Tommy Girl cast her ass to play Katie’s mommy.

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