LaToya Jackson Is Every Woman

May 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Seeing pictures of LaToya Jackson always brings a smile to my face. My smile quickly turns into a grimace, because I don’t understand how a plastic surgeon is still able to eff with her face. I would think that even the slightest touch of a scalpel would make her entire head deflate. Toy needs to be stamped with a giant “expired,” so that plastic surgeons knows not to mess with her anymore. What’s done is done.

One thing I do love about Toy is that she can be almost any hot fucking mess. With a few minor adjustments, she can be Fergie, Mariah, Charo or Jacko. All the great lady messes of music!

Here’s Toy celebrating her 52nd birfday in Las Vegas last night with RuPaul. Why is she doing jazzercise moves on the red carpet?

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