I Give Them Six Months

May 31, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m totally being generous by giving them 6 months, but by the looks of Brooke Mueller it could take her a few to figure out what’s really going on. As expected, Charlie Sheen and his prostitute tranny infested sperm married real estate investor Brooke Mueller last night in Los Angeles. Real estate investor? Jeff Lewis from “Flipping Out” she’s not! By the by, I’m so fucking excited about Flipping Out coming back. My soul has been empty without Zoila.

Charlie, 42, and Brooke, 30, exchanged lies in front of like 60 dumb bitches who probably laughed the entire time. Well, Charlie saying “I promise to be loyal” is like hearing a hilarious punchline. It is a punchline!

The two became engaged last June in Costa Rica. Probably minutes after Charlie’s sperm was infested by another prostitute tranny. Speaking of, it’s rumored that Brooke is knocked up with their prostitute tranny baby. I can’t what to hear what Denise Richards has to say about this.

Unfortunately, robot call girl did not crash the wedding with her shitty pigs in tow.

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