At Least She Showed Up

May 31, 2008 / Posted by:

The Crackie of Camden returned to the stage last night at Portugal’s Rock In Rio festival. In true Wino fashion, she showed up an hour later. Damn, she’s like all my family members. You tell them 2pm and those dumb skanks will show up at 4pm and not even apologize! They stroll in like they’re early. The nerve. At least Wino apologized to the 90,000 people waiting for her ass.

They booed her when she didn’t show up on time, but she tried to fix things by telling them, “Hey Lisbon. I’m sorry I’m late.” She then asked if anyone had a one-hitter. Ok, not really, but she thought about it I’m sure.

She played for 55 minutes and her voice cracked a couple of times in her set. She told the audience she was having throat issues. Welcome to my world, Wino. She sucked on lozenges the whole time and even ran off stage at one point, but she immediately returned. She didn’t play an encore, but most of the crowd was over her ass by then.

Some hot bitch compiled a video of some of Wino’s strangest moments last night. I still love her heroin shimmy. I picture the pulgas in her crack hive having a big ass party when she starts to shake. And yes, she’s fuckity fucked up. What’s new? Clip below:

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