Wino, Let Go Of The Mirror

May 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Damn cokies! They see a mirror and they automatically have to try and rip that shit down so they can do a line off of it.

Wino is scaring me with those eyes. She can probably control the weather with those things. Anywino, here’s this beautiful disaster outside of Maison de Blaaaake aka Pentonville Prison. It’s nice to see that she’s still devoted to her one and only Blaaake. She probably gives him a piece of her skin every time she visits for him to remember her by. He can totally use her scabby skin to rub his way out of that joint. Her skin is like 20 grit sandpaper.

In other Wino news, she has been confirmed as a performer at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebration this June. The event, held at Hyde Park in London, will raise funds for Mandela’s AIDS charity. Maybe Mandela will take Wino into his arms and save her! He’ll whisper something sweet into her ear and she’ll be cured. Yeah, right. Like she’s going to show!

Below is more pictures of Wino outside the chokey and also outside her home with a bunch of local kids. She taught them how to make a bong out of that basketball.

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