Too Much To Handle

May 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Nothing hurts me more than seeing a pair of chichis in peril. Even chichis that were paid with a Mastercard, 2 Visas, a couple of travelers checks, a Quizno’s punch card and a hand job. Aubrey O’Day needs to free those plastic sacks from their slut dress prison! Actually, I think her dress wants to be freed too. It’s slowly sliding down her body hoping to make it to the door without her noticing. She wouldn’t notice either, because she has enough layers of bronzer and fake tanner to keep her warm.

Here’s Aubrey with D. Woods, Jaslene Gonzales and other chicken heads at the J’Adore magazine party the other night. Aubrey, W. Woods and Jaslene look like an ad for (that link is VERY NSFW).

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