Pass The Cheese Popcorn

May 30, 2008 / Posted by:

I used a picture of shirtless 50 Cent because he has a glorious rack. Maybe he accidentally started the fire by rubbing his titties together. Motorboating!

As I expected, this 50 Cent drama is getting juicy. Juicy like his breastes. Sorry, I can’t take my eyes off of them. So, Shaniqua Tompkins gave an impromptu press conference outside of her burned down house. 50’s ex-girlfriend and mother of his son said 50 tried to kill her ass! She said, “He said he was going to have someone come kill me and watch what he does. And then look what he did. He had made no contact to see how his son is doing.”

Click here to watch the video if you give a rat’s clitoris (and thank you to everyone who sent me a picture of a rat’s clit after I asked about it a few days ago).

Shaniqua’s lawyer told TMZ that she heard someone come into the house at around 4am. One hour later and her joint was up in flames! It wasn’t 50 that started the fire, it was the CLOSET WITCH!!! She was trying to make S’mores in her little cubby hole and it got out of hand.

50, the drama is back in your court. I am awaiting your response. Make it scandalous!

UPDATE: 50 issued this statement to TMZ, “Any suggestion that Mr. Jackson had anything whatsoever to do with the fire at his home is outrageous and offensive.” Boooooring! I was hoping that big tittied hot piece would really fire back.

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