I’ll Be Watching You

May 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Go check your closet right now because there could be a ho living in there and you don’t even know it!

A 57-year-old dude in Japan knew something in the milk wasn’t clean when food started disappearing from his kitchen. He decided to figure out what the hell was going on by installing video cameras in the home where he lived alone.

The video cameras caught someone walking around when he wasn’t around. The man immediately called the po po. They searched his home and found a 58-year-old woman living in one of his closets. The police said the woman got a mattress and a couple of plastic bottles into the tiny space. I’m guessing the plastic bottles were for pee pee times.

The woman was arrested. She told police she had nowhere else to live. The po po think she lived there for about a year, but not for the whole time. They think she was closet-hopping from joint to joint.

This is my ultimate nightmare come true! This is some Grudge shit!

Wait, maybe there’s some creepy bitch living in my apartment and I don’t know it. A whole box of Oreos seems to go missing around 11pm every night…. It’s the closet witch! By “closet witch” I mean my stomach. That sneaky mofo.


Thanks Shy

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