Grab Your Shank

May 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Take off your earrings, put on your heavy rings, hide razors in your hair and grab your shank! Chicken Cutlets needs our help.

Last night, the International supermodel and Queen of Cannes was denied entry to the opening of a Howard Johnson in Rockford, Illinois. NO! It was the opening of a Chanel store on Robertson Blvd. in Los Angeles. Yes, she was denied. DEE-NIED! I’m surprised PP even knew what they were saying. I doubt she’s ever heard that word before. How fucking dare they! The audacity! Robertson is PP’s stroll. Those dumb ass whores need to recognize.

PP showed the paps the e-mail she made up herself she received from Chanel’s PR whores. You need to read this e-mail. It’s amazing. It lists all of PP’s accomplishments on one page. That shit should be like 600-pages. Shit, it should be a couple of volumes. PP’s resume is neverending!

She also posed in front of the D&G store instead. She really showed those bitches!

BOYCOTT Chanel! You won’t ever see me buying a $10,000 bag from Chanel. You wouldn’t see me buying one anyway, but at least I have a reason now.

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