False Alarm!

May 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

This is a continuation to this and this post. Let’s try and get the Brangie related posts up to 20 today! If this happens, the sky will suck us in, ending our misery once and for all. So….that woman who is knocked up with twins didn’t give birth this week after all. Well, that’s if you believe her spokeswhore.

They told People, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

In case you were doing something better (anything is better) and missed the rumors, Angie supposedly popped out Jesus and Buddha in France earlier this week. The rumor was that she named them Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. This is not true. I think. Ugh. I don’t know who to believe?

Maddox! Tell me what to think. I need your guidance. It was probably Maddox that tricked the press in the first place. He blamed it on Shiloh.

Tags: Brangelina, Reality TV

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