Excuses, Excuses

Eva Mendes reportedly went to rehab to “research” a film role, Kiki Dunst said she went to rehab for depression and now Steven Tyler is saying he went to rehab to recover from a foot boo boo. I swear, these whores excuses are getting more elaborate? What’s next? Going to rehab because you heard their meat lasagna was delicious? Going to rehab because you really love the scent of detoxing junkies in the morning?

Steven checked into Dr. Drew’s rehab clinic earlier this month and it was claimed he was receiving treatment for a substance abuse problem. Steven’s blaming his foot!

He said in a statement issued to People, “The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.”

He’s a fucking rock star! He should have just lied and said he was addicted to coke, booze, beastilaity and looking like Janice Dickinson. You know, rock star shit! Instead, he admits he’s got the old people disease!