Denise Richards Better Be On This!

May 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Charlie Sheen will marry Brooke Mueller tonight and…..they might be expecting a baby. Hell yes! Call girl robot aka Denise Richards better be putting on a hot leather catsuit, ready to pounce on that wedding and destroy all in her path.

A source told Rush & Molly that Denise knows the wedding is tonight, because her girls are in. She hasn’t been told the exact location, “Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew.” A bitch can dream! Denise better crash this shit if she knows what’s good for her and her boring ass reality show. She needs a major season finale cliffhanger!

If Brooke is pregnant, does this mean she’s going to give birth to a prostitute tranny? I mean, Denise Richards did say that Charlie had “prostitute tranny infested sperm” and I sort of believe her. The world could use a few more prostitute trannies, so I’m ok with this.

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