Brit Brit Needs More Time

May 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit’s doctors and lawyers were in court yesterday and said she isn’t quite ready to deal with legal shit yet. One of her docs said he “wants to do additional testing in the not-too-distant future” on Brit. Her lawyer said that she can’t take part in legal proceedings or anything like that.

The Commish agreed and said, “Her medical condition remains the same. Though there has been changes in her medication, I think in terms of her diagnosis, it’s not complete.” No rulings were made, but the Commish approved a request for Daddy Spears to get more money per week in order to take his care of his daughter. Cha ching! He’s probably switching out her meds with frapp pills, so that he can continue to take that cash!

The Commish will review the situation June 17th. A trial has been set for July 31st to figure out whether to get rid of the conservatorship or extend it. Ugh. This legal shit hurts my already hurting brain.

They should just let Brit’s weave testify. I’m sure it can walk and talk by now.

Seriously, I thought she was getting better? Fooled! She needs to stop working and spend her days vegging out in a La-Z-Boy. La-Z-Boys are so fucking fugly, but sitting in one for a few hours solves all problems.


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