Are The Chosen Ones Among Us?

May 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

OK! Magazine is reporting that a bunch of French hos are claiming that Angie Jo has blessed the world with her two new messiahs. French media outlets are saying she gave birth this past Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. Catholic clinic? I’m surprised the joint didn’t explode from her intense holiness. Hmmm…I also didn’t feel the earth shake on Sunday. Must not be true.

The rumor is that Angie had her doctor flown in from California for this very special occasion. She had the Pope flown in too, I’m sure. She reportedly named them Isla Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and Amelie Jane Jolie-Pitt.

Dustin Hoffman recently said that Angie was due in August, but he could have just been blowing in our asses. Blowing in our asses without tongue! Rude.

I won’t believe it until Maddox shouts it from the hilltops. Yeah, right. He’s over this baby shit. He probably sits in the corner playing his Nintendo DS and rolling his eyes.

Tags: Brangelina, Reality TV

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