I read this story about Harry Ford and Calista Flockhart getting engaged and it said he was 65. That old ass pepaw is only 65?! I’m not joking. I seriously thought the pepaw was at least 85. At least. Wasn’t he like 40 when he did the Star Wars movie?s And Calista is only 43! Damn, these two whores are sucking out each other’s youth. Let’s hope they never have babies because Calista will give birth to a 30-year-old. You know Harry has some aged sperm.
Anyway, Harry and Calista are reportedly engaged. Sources say he popped the question on April Fool’s Day. Never trust a bitch that will ask you to marry him on April Fool’s Day. She should have that ring checked out STAT. It’s probably made from recycled coke bottles.
The source said the couple of 5-years plan to get married this summer. This will be Harry’s third marriage and Calista’s first. I hope they dress up his walker with pretty flowers and shit. There’s no way he’s going to be able to stand at the alter without some help.