We’re Getting Married!

May 29, 2008 / Posted by:

New York Governor David Paterson has instructed all state agencies to start revising their policies and shit to recognize gay marriages performed in other places like California, Canada and Massachusetts. This bring New York one step closer to actually legalizing homo marriage.

The New York Times reports:

The revisions are most likely to involve as many as 1,300 statutes and regulations in New York governing everything from joint filing of income tax returns to transferring fishing licenses between spouses.

In a videotaped message given to gay community leaders at a dinner on May 17, Mr. Paterson described the move as “a strong step toward marriage equality.” And people on both sides of the issue said it moved the state closer to fully legalizing same-sex unions in this state.

“Very shortly, there will be hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, and probably thousands and thousands and thousands of gay people who have their marriages recognized by the state,” said Assemblyman Daniel O’Donnell, a Democrat who represents the Upper West Side and has pushed for legalization of gay unions.

Hell yes! I’m totally going to marry George Clooney now. He doesn’t know it yet. I need to show that dumb bitch Sarah Larson how the real gold digging whores do it! I’m going to get married in CA, come back to NY, play house for a couple of days, transfer funds, break his heart, get that shit annulled and then retire to Bali!

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