Naomi Charged!

May 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Supermodel and super ass kicker, Naomi Campbell, was officially charged for allegedly beating and spitting at cops during an incident at Heathrow in April. Naomi was thrown off of a flight, because….well…because she’s a bitch. Cops were called and that’s when shit went down.

Naomi was charged with five offenses – three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behaviour to cabin crew. Basically, she was charged for being a crazy ass bitch.

Her lawyer told reporters outside the police station, “Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offences. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.” Translation: Naomi is going to kill prosecutors using her bare teeth only.

Naomi is due in court on June 20th.

Throw her in the chokey, but send a camera crew with her! Think of all the hot prison catfights starring Naomi. I’m sure at least one of those catfights will look something like this:

Source: AFP

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