Hopelessley Devoted To Cheeto

May 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Grease is what Brit Brit puts in her weave on a daily basis to keep the pulgas from crawling out. It’s also what she might be starring in on Broadway this summer. Metro UK is reporting that producers of “Grease” on Broadway want Brit Brit to play Sandy in the show.

A source said, “They’re recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific.” Sandy in Annie maybe, but not Sandy in Grease!

Producers need to get Amy Wino to play Rizzo (she played the role in school) and Dreamboat Doherty to play Danny Zuko. The crazy cracked out version of Grease!

Here’s some pics of Brit Brit with Slim Jim bloat leaving her manager’s office yesterday afternoon. Dear Brit Brit, satin is not your friend. It will never be your friend.

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