Lauren Hutton was on “Today” this morning with Kathie Lee to discuss dry vaginas or something like that. No, I don’t know why her ass was on. Anyway, the topic of “Sex and the City” came up. Lauren said she’s never seen the show, but she decided to babble about it anyway.
She said, “It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts. That’s what I think. Let’s face it most men are sluts. That’s what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece. You have a bunch a guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this.”
Gappy finished with, “I’ve never seen the show. Are the girls like that or not?” She’s never seen the show, but she thinks all the chicks on it are boning night and day? This ho needs to sit in the corner and finish her shredded wheat. Did somebody spike her Metamucil?
If the women of SATC are sluts then what am I? What’s sluttier than a slut? Paris Hilton? The only official member of The Slut Club on that show was Samantha.
What’s wrong with being a slut anyway? She’s right about one thing. Most men are sluts. Being a dirty slut is a beautiful thing. Having no morals means you have more fun.
Also, what the hell does she mean when she said “women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece.” Gayken’s baby mama (see below) must be trying to make a Picasso then.