Duh! Asshole’s Knocked Up

May 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

After all the stupid ass denials, Asshole and Pete confirmed on the website Friends Or Enemies that they are expecting a little baby. Looks like we might have a new contestant in the fugliest baby of the year contest!

These two dumb whores wrote:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

SHOTGUN!

Are we sure Papa Joe ain’t the daddy? I refuse to believe that these two twats actually do sex. Pete only sticks the tip in, gets nervous, pulls out and then starts giggling like a school girl. I don’t even think Pete can produce semen!

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Knocked Up

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