International supermodel, Phoebe Price, has returned from her triumphant turn as the Queen of Cannes and she’s still going off about the evil doers that faked her cellulite in their magazines! Cellugate!
PP’s cottage cheese thighs made the covers of even more magazines and she’s not taking it. Outside of The Ivy, she told paps she does not have a cellulite problem. You know, in case they didn’t hear it the first ten million times she said it. When is she going to go on Tyra Banks already? The two of them can have fake cotty cheese applied to their thighs. Then they can walk around the city in coochie cutters to see what it really feels like having a cellulite problem. The tears! I bet PP’s tears taste like chicken broth! Delicious.