Ambre Lake, the winner of Crack Rock of Love 2, got a new job and it’s not another Vh1 reality show. That’s a first. Ambre is starring in a new interactive movie called Project Slasher. It’s described as a horror version of the “Choose Your Own Adventure” books. Oh shit! Do you remember those books? They never worked for me, because I always cheated.
Anyway, in the movie you decide Ambre’s fate. Should she run into the woods or run into the barn? Basically, you choose if she lives or dies. I played it for about 10 seconds, but got bored of this mess. I kept waiting for Bret Michael to pop out of the woods without his bandanna on. I don’t think my heart or bowels could take that. Shit, that’s the face Ambre made when she first saw what’s hiding underneath Bret’s kerchief.
I only posted this shit, because I still haven’t broken up with the skanks of Rock of Love. It’s hard to say goodbye. Also, I thought Ambre was like a respected TV host or some shit? Now she’s doing low-rent online horror movies? Soft-core is next! Soft-core memaw porn!
Oh and I have no idea if she’s still with Bret. I’m going to take a wild guess and say she isn’t.
Click here to play Project Slasher, but if you give an eff.