The sad whore above is going around to clubs pretending to be Kim Kardashian. Wait, that might be me in my Halloween costume from a couple of years ago. I dressed as a tranny hooker Princess Jasmine.
Anyway, Kim blogged on her site about some dude in Houston who is selling tickets to events supposedly hosted by her. The dude takes fake Kim to the club and is trying to pass her off as the real deal. Low-rent Kim just sits in the corner and doesn’t talk to anyone.
Beware of low-rent Kim! Wait, both of them are pretty low-rent. I mean, beware of fake Kim! The only way to tell if it’s the real Kim is to piss on her. If she runs away, you know she’s not the real thing!