This Isn’t Kim Kardashian

May 28, 2008 / Posted by:

The sad whore above is going around to clubs pretending to be Kim Kardashian. Wait, that might be me in my Halloween costume from a couple of years ago. I dressed as a tranny hooker Princess Jasmine.

Anyway, Kim blogged on her site about some dude in Houston who is selling tickets to events supposedly hosted by her. The dude takes fake Kim to the club and is trying to pass her off as the real deal. Low-rent Kim just sits in the corner and doesn’t talk to anyone.

Beware of low-rent Kim! Wait, both of them are pretty low-rent. I mean, beware of fake Kim! The only way to tell if it’s the real Kim is to piss on her. If she runs away, you know she’s not the real thing!

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >