Sarah Fucked Up

May 28, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s back to the ho factory for Sarah Larson! InTouch is reporting that George Clooney has dumped his call girl of over a year. A friend told the magazine that Sarah has moved out of his Los Angeles home.

A source close to George said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.” Oh, I’m sure Georgie loves to be tied down. Tied down, gagged and stuffed. Just not by her.

Georgie’s rep only said, “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.” And I can only confirm that Georgie’s rep is a smart ass!

Sarah done fucked up! Bitch was supposed to follow my detailed instructions. All she had to do was get knocked up! Shit, she could have even lied to him and said she was carrying his child! Go out and get pregnant by the local homeless man and pass the baby off as George’s. Pull some scandalous shit to secure your future!

What the hell kind of fucked up gold digger is she? I’m embarrassed for her. She gives all us shameless sluts a bad name.

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