Pussy Abuse!
Dreamboat Doherty was late for a gig at Brixton Mass last night, because he had to bury one of his kittens on the side of the road. Before Dreamy arrived, the audience was told he was running late and that one of his kittens had “gone crazy.” Gulp. When Dreamy arrived, one of his friends was seen carrying one of his other cats in a pet carrier.
He finally got on stage and said, “Sorry I’m late. But considering I’ve had to bury one of my cats at the roadside I’ve done pretty well to be here.”
Dreamy has already been taped giving one of his cats crack and he’s also admitted to trying to kill one of his other cats after he had a bad batch of crack. The kitten just died on the way to the venue? It probably offed itself. It couldn’t take the madness anymore.
Paging Annemarie Lucas! Somebody tell Annemarie from Animal Precinct that she’s needed for an International mission in London.