Papa Joe Ain’t Going Nowhere

May 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are back together, but there are conditions! A source close to Romo…..Okay, before I go any further. Every time I go to type Romo, I accidentally type Homo. Almost every single time! I have homo on my finger tips at all times. Anyway, A source close to ROMO told The Chicago-Sun Times, “‘He did agree to go to Ashlee’s wedding — keeping his promise to Jessica. But he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.’‘

Romo has agreed to continue his relationship with Jess on a “trial basis” as long as Papa Joe stays away and stops butting in. Romo probably meant that literally. Papa Joe is always sticking his ass in their faces.

Papa Joe is always around. The creepy bitch isn’t going anywhere. Every step Romo takes, every move Romo makes, he’ll be watching ~~and jacking to~~ him.

Tags: Jessica Simpson

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