No Jail Time For Gary

May 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Gary Dourdan pleaded guilty to two counts of cocaine and Ecstasy possession in an Indio, CA courtroom today. The heroin charge was thrown out for whatever reason. Hold up! Didn’t this fool claim the drugs weren’t his? In any case, he dodged jail time and was ordered to complete a drug program. When he finishes the program, all charges will be dropped. He’ll be freeeee!

Last month, the fuzz found Gary sleeping in his car on the wrong side of the street. They searched his car and found cocaine, heroin and ecstasy. Partay! He was arrested. Not a partay 🙁

Gary’s lawyer said, “He very much regrets what happened and he’s very embarrassed by what occurred, but he’s looking forward to moving on and getting back to work. He is very grateful to the court for being understanding and giving him an opportunity to resolve the issue and move forward.” …and do more drugs. Okay, he didn’t say the last part.

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