Madonna Gets To Keep David Banda

May 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Don’t worry, I’m sure that Poland Spring bottle is filled with Kabbalahalalabalah water. If it wasn’t, Madonna would have kicked him out of her house by now. So, Madge gets to keep the African orphan she took home almost 2 years ago. The High Court in Malawi granted her ass permanent adoption of 2-year-old David Banda.

That shit took forever. I figured David Banda was at college already.

Madge’s lawyer said, “We are very happy with what the judge has ruled. Finally the court has granted Madonna full adoption rights of the boy…It’s all over, thank God. It is a positive and beautiful judgment that will have an impact on Malawi’s adoption laws.”

Congrats to Madonna and David! Does this mean she can officially change his name to “Madge’s Greatest Publicity Stunt Ciccone Ritchie” now?

Source: E! Online

Thanks Dawn

Tags: African Orphans, Madonna, Paris Hilton

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