How Much Are They Paying Her Ass?

May 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Is UsWeekly paying Spencer and Heidi or is it the other way around? I can’t figure it out, but I’m grateful for their unholy union. This cover is amazing. UsWeekly needs to keep this shit coming. This is like a harlequin romance novel. I can’t wait for the cover that reads, “Exclusive! Heidi and Spencer catch the Bubonic Plague. Their final moments together!

The inside quotes are even better. Spencer said, “Heidi read me biblical passages like ‘Honor thy wife.'”

Please tell me Danielle Steele and Christopher Guest are both behind this.

Thanks Rosina

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