Haven’t We Heard This Before?

May 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt turned 2 yesterday and two of the weeklies celebrated by putting her on their covers! Yay! This week, Star Magazine takes us inside Brangie’s House of 1,000 Brats. I think we’ve heard this all before, but let’s go over it again for old times’ sake. Here are some of the juicy tidbits the nanny told Star:

The kids eat pizza and chocolate for breakfeast – Delicious!
The kids have regular screaming matches – Loud!
The kids have regular dart-gun wars – Dangerous!
The kids all speak in different languages (Maddox only speaks in French) – International!
The kids will all be in the delivery room when Angie gives birth – Chaotic!
The kids take baths late at night and get water everywhere – Wet!
Brad and Angie like to skinny dip at 2am – Sexy!

I think I’m more shocked to learn that Brit’s kids love her.

Shiloh’s “lonely world” also made the cover of Life & Style. Shiloh’s life is about to get lonelier, because they are totally going to lose her ass in their 500 room mansion.

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