Today is not the day for this kind of fuckery. Amy Wino is wearing diapers now? I need to lay down. There’s an explanation for this! That’s not a diaper! It’s an oversized maxi-pad, because she has a heavy flow. It’s anything but a diaper. Somebody tell me she’s not wearing diapers! I’ll believe you.
It’s all fun and games until somebody loses their shit. She could have at last worn Pull-Ups. She’s a big kid now. NO! I can’t.
Anyway, let’s think about something else. Let’s think about Amy Wino beating down one of the paps. Yeah, that’s a better picture. Wino returned from visiting Blaaake in the chokey last night when she decided to take her anger out on a pap. She grabbed his camera and reportedly hit at him. She lost her shit again. NO! I need to stop.
That reminds me, I should go and change my diaper. Hey! It’s for medical reasons. I have a doctor’s note!!