My Nightmare Has Officially Come True

May 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Tori the Hutt has been confirmed as a guest star on “90210.” It was rumored that Tori would make a cameo as Donna Fartin’ in the pilot along with dumb bitch Kelly Taylor. Tori told People, “Donna loved designing and wanted a career in fashion. It’ll be fun to explore that storyline. And, I’m sure fans will be dying to know if she’s still married to David!” She’s not still married to David, because she accidentally ate him.

A rep for the show said Donna Martin owns “one of the coolest stores in Beverly Hills.” This show has already failed and it hasn’t even started shooting. What the hell was the name of Donna’s clothing store in the original show? That place was a dump! It looked like a Clothestime outlet. Donna should come back to the show as the new janitor of West Beverly. That would make more sense.

Tori went on to say, “When they say you can’t go home again, its not true. I’m headed back to the zip code I know best and couldn’t be happier!” It’s a shame the postal code she knows best isn’t H0H 0H0 (google it).

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