Fergie Fires Back

May 27, 2008 / Posted by:

The Original Fergie has had it with the British press trashing her 19-year-old daughter’s ass. Fergie has spoken out about a comment made by Allison Pearson of the Daily Mail. Allison had this to say about pictures of Princess Beatrice in a bikini, “Can’t someone buy that girl a sarong? For her sake, as well as ours.

Yup, that’s all she said. That’s fucking Disney shit compared to what you’re probably thinking. Hopefully, Fergie can’t read minds or we’ll all get a royal beat down.

Fergie told the NYDN during a press conference for her new reality show, “Touch me, fine, but don’t touch my children. This woman (Pearson), I would like to go to her house, to see her family. Should we focus on her derriere?” FYI, here’s what Allison Pearson looks like. She looks like she could possibly take down Fergie. Cage fight! Just don’t invite Princess Bea, because she could take them all down with one quick assbutt.

Allison stands by her comment and said she never called Bea fat but expressed “a less-than-flattering, if widespread, thought about an unfortunate bikini.

Fergie went on to say, “The press has been absolutely outrageous, and really being very mean about the size of her figure, calling her such horrible names. I think her (Beatrice’s) comment was, ‘Will they be happy if I get anorexia because then they could write about that, wouldn’t they?‘” She said her daughter is a size 10 and is perfectly healthy.

Sticks and stones! Princess Bea is a hot BBW who can probably make chicken paillard with her ass cheeks. Allison is just jealous. She wishes she had those skills.

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