Boat?

Brandy’s little brother, Ray J, was kicked out of a Hyatt in DC on Saturday morning, because hotel security found weed and a club drug called “Boat” in his room. I had to google this boat shit, because I always like to try new and creative ways to speak to the heavens. Boat is apparently the street name for PCP. There’s also something called “Love Boat” which is a joint dipped in formaldehyde. Oh well. It sounded promising, but I can’t fuck with that chemical shit. You know Ray J got it from Whitney.

TMZ reports that security only came to Ray J’s room, because they got a complaint about the noise. He tried to bribe security, but they weren’t into it. He left the hotel and checked into a Holiday Inn down the street. The Super 8 probably wouldn’t take his ass.

Ray J’s rep told TMZ, “The altercation did not directly affect Ray J — it was people in his entourage. But he did the gentlemanly thing and left the hotel anyway.”

Tip #347 in the Z-lister’s handbook: Always blame the entourage!