Bad Dogs

May 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Living Lohan” and “Denise Richards: I’m Constipated” premiered last night and two words perfectly sum up both shows: DOG SHIT! Seriously, why are dogs on reality shows always shitting on the carpet? Always! I notice these things.

The Osbournes’ dogs shit on the rugs. Anna Nicole’s Sugarpie shit on the rugs. Jessica Simpson’s Daisy shit on the rugs. My dog is the dumbest (but hottest) bitch on the planet and even he doesn’t go caca times on the rugs.

Denise Richards’ show took it to the next level last night. Her pet pig shit on the floor and then one of her dog’s ate it (below). The dog learned how to do that from his days with Charlie Sheen.

Don’t ask me what else happened on Denise and White Oprah’s shows, because the animal shit is all I remembered. That should tell you something.

This has been another quality post brought to you by Michael K! I can’t help it. This shit bothers me!

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