All Alone In NYC

May 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Katie Holmes is in NYC preparing for her Broadway debut in “All My Sons.” Tommy Girl did not come! Who’s going to grab on to her and yank her into the car? Who’s going to reprogram her when she tries to run away? And who’s going to tell Tommy Girl that he’s the “greatest power bottom in the universe” every night before bedtime? You know he’s programmed Katie to say that.

A year ago, I would’ve told Katie to catch the next Chinatown bus out of that bitch and escape TG forever, but the girl is too far gone now. Katie’s transformation into Tommy Girls’ robot beard of his dreams is complete!

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