The Hogans need to be forced off the road already. Forced off the road and thrown in prison, just because. They can all share one cell together in the men’s prison, because they are all dudes! Anyway, TMZ reports that Brooke Hogan was involved in a car accident in Florida early yesterday.
Brooke’s fugly ass was driving in the center lane of Bayside Bridge when the car in front of her lost control while trying to switch lanes. The car hit Brooke’s car and pushed her into a concrete wall. The cops say the accident was not Brooke’s fault.
I still blame Brooke. The driver in front of her probably caught a glimpse of her fugly fug ass in his rear view mirror and this caused him to lose control.
Shortly after the crash, Brooke posted on her MySpace. Brooke credits her brother and John Graziano for reminding her to always wear a seat belt. As you know, John is still in a vegetative state in the hospital. Brooke wrote:
Seatbelts saved MY life today…
What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life…. I don’t know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves… As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn’t have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.
I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming…And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can’t help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we’re not the only ones you’re hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder……You’re human and so are we. Nothing different.
~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ….She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! check out what I have to say on my MySpace… I’m on her top friends : La♥La
Brooke has since removed the post. This bitch needs to stay off her MySpace for good, because she’s too stupid to realize what the hell she’s typing. Sit that bitch in the corner and put a dunce cap on her head.