That’s What She Wants Us To Believe

May 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have been keeping their relationship on the down low for at least three months prior to going public. That’s what Page Six claims. Jenny and John went public earlier this month, but a source said they have been dating for much longer than a month.

The source said, “They’d been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates. Then Jen realized it wasn’t just a fling and decided to take it public.” Let me guess, this source’s name is Emma Gellar? Emma was the name of Rachel and Ross’s baby on Friends. Why do I know this crap?

They’ve been together 4 months? That’s like 4 years in Hollywood time. They should already have a baby on the way, a wedding in the works and at least 3 break-up scandals under their belts. Get with the program, Jenny! Bitch needs to hire Papa Joe.

Tags: Boring Couples, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer

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