Jess And Romo Are Still Fake Dating

May 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

That dude behind Tony Romo in the picture above is amazing. Waaasted. Too bad he didn’t yack all over Romo’s back. So….. Papa Joe’s fake love machine is still hard at work. Jessica Simpson and Romo were spotted having dinner at N9NE in Dallas reports the Dallas Morning News:

Saturday night, Tony and Jessica shared a corner booth for two at N9NE Steakhouse in downtown Dallas’ Victory Park. The couple said hello to Cowboys receiver/kick returner Isaiah Stanback who was dining at N9NE with his parents.

On the way out, Tony and Jessica stopped to say hello to another diner and play with her baby girl (foreshadowing?). For the record, Jessica had a steak and Tony had a burger.

She probably stuck the whole steak in her fat mouth too. You know this bitch eats with her mouth wide open with the meat flying everywhere.

In other news, I can’t believe I’m posting this inane shit. Papa Joe has gotten to me! His pr magic is working on me. Must resist. MUST.

Tags: Fake Asses, Jessica Simpson

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