Shauna Sand’s exquisite lucite heels and I would like to wish you all a Happy Memorial Day! I won’t be posting much today, because my good friend really needs me. My good friend Stella Artois! She’s been down in the dumps lately, so she really needs me to hold, kiss and lick her. I hope she doesn’t get jealous when I start giving some attention to Grey Goose later today. She hates that bitch.
Speaking of Shauna Sand’s lucite heels, the bitch is putting out a line of shoes! The other day, she showed paps a pair of lucite heels from her new show collection exclusively for Big Lots. NO! Not Big Lots. I’m sure Shauna’s classy whore shoes will only be available at the finest department stores in the world. Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin better watch their fucking asses.
Have a drunk and safe day everyone!