How Do You Say “Crazy Ass” In Japanese?

May 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit & KFed 2.0 landed in Japan today and Mimi proudly showed off her wedding ring. The wedding ring she probably bought for herself! Nick is a smart dude though. He’s holding on to Mimi for dear life. Shit, he would be stupid to let go of his money. He should put a baby leash on her ass.

It was rumored that Mimi was planning a massive $4 million second wedding in NYC next month. Mimi laughed off the rumors by saying, “4 milly? On what? Cake?” Well, yeah. I’m sure a fairytale wedding cake covered in crystal butterflies and unicorns doesn’t come cheap.

You know, Mimi’s delusional ass looks happy and that’s all that matters. Ignorance is bliss!

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