Brangie’s New Home Base

May 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Brad Pitt and Angie Jo have emptied out their piggy banks to purchase a $60 million estate in the South of France. The 1,000 acre estate features 35 bedrooms, two swimming pools, two gyms, 20 fountains, a vineyard, a lake and moat. Damn! The only they are missing is a church where Brangaloonies everywhere can gather and worship Saint Angelina.

A source told E! News that the property is surrounded by a forest, so they will have complete privacy. They’ve already been moving shit in and have reportedly spent $1 million on furniture. The source said, “It’s called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence. And it’s absolutely unbelievable.” They should rename the joint, Fort Maddox.

So this is where Brangelina plans to grow and train their child army! You know that’s what they are doing.

Tags: Brangelina, Reality TV

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