Wino Is Doing The Bond Theme After All

May 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Blaaaake’s favorite crackie, Amy Wino, has confirmed that she is working on the Bond theme for “Quantum of Solace.” It was reported that bosses were in talks with Beyonce instead, but Wino insists she’s the one. She said, “I‘ve written the song. If they like it, they like it. If they don’t, they don’t.” If they don’t, Wino will cook ’em up, cut ’em and smoke ’em up!

Wino went on to say that she’s sort of pissed at the Bond bosses. She told the Daily Star, “I’ve done loads of Bond songs, there are loads of good ones I’m really happy with. I don’t know what is wrong with them or what the problem is, to be honest. It’s there, ready and done, and it’s up to them if they want it or not.”

She’s done loads alright! A source close to the Bond bosses claim it’s a delicate stage, “Amy is still seen as damaged goods – she will have to prove she’s on the road to recovery before she’s signed up.”

Too bad the road to recovery is lined with crack houses. They need to just let her do the song! She’s the only that can do. Well, besides Chloe Lattanzi, but she’s busy. They also need to make sure Wino wears the outfit above in the video. Hot crackie mess!

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