Two Dumb Sluts In Monaco

May 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Gross. They already annoy the fuck out of me and they haven’t even been together for a month. I’m surprised they’ve lasted this long. Can’t they just keep their nastiness indoors and spare us all! Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong arrived in Monaco together for the Formula 1 Grand Prix.

The two sluts bags left their hotel today and got on a boat. Unfortunately, the boat didn’t sink. I know, such hate. I can’t help it. This is what they do to me.

Kate really needs to spend a few hours in the mirror, examining her laugh. Bitch looks fug when she laughs. She looks like she’s smelling a rancid fart that she created. We all should examine our laughs in the mirror. Shit, I have spent many a night working on my “laugh face,” “eating face” and “yawn face.

Here’s more pics of Kate and Lance skeezing it up in Monaco.

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