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May 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan’s rep has once again denied that her client is Lezzy Lohan. Lezzy sounds better than Lindsay. It just does. When asked about Lindsay’s relationship with Sammy Ronson, her rep said, “They are close friends.” Deeeeenied. What is her pr bitch supposed to say?

I mean, they totally look like they are giving each other moustaches. Actually, I’m sure Sammy is the only giving a moustache. Lindsay is probably clean shaven down there.

Here’s some pics of Lindsay at the pool in Cannes yesterday. Sammy is not around. She was back in the room trying to get Lindsay’s tan grease off of her chode. Sammy, use Dawn. It cuts the grease!

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