$1.4 Million For This Fugly Shit?

May 25, 2008 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that Ass and Pete pocketed $1.4 million from People for exclusive pictures of their trash bag wedding. However, there was a catch. Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo had to be at the wedding. That’s why they put a little picture of Jess and Romo on the cover, because they sell.

Papa Joe reportedly took all the pictures, so they could get even more money. Yeah, right. He only wanted to be the “official photographer” so that he could take pictures of Asshole getting ready. Barf.

Jess and Romo attended the wedding together even though it was reported they had broken up. So did cold hard cash bring Romo to the party? Doesn’t that bitch have enough money on his own?

The bigger question here is, how much money did Hemingway the bulldog get? He’s suffered the most in all of this. I mean his name is Hemingway and look what he was forced to wear!

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