Wax Figure Or Jacko?

May 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Forget the question. Jacko is a wax figure! Homegirl is at least 80% wax and 20% artificial materials.

Those lips! Wack-O-Wax lips should be renamed Jack-O-Wax lips in his honor. I need to stop hating. Jacko is still the sharpest dressed lady in the business. Liza ain’t got nothing on this bitch.

Jacko made a surprise appearance at Christian Audigier’s tacky Birthday extravaganza last night. They really should have turned off all the lights before Jacko’s ass came onstage. He could have melted!

Other guests at this classy affair included Pamela Anderson, Fuggie Fug and Mena Suvari. What the hell is on Mena’s head?! I think I liked her better when she looked like a younger Hillary Clinton. Now she looks like an Ellen Degeneres/Portia de Rossi morph. She needs to dump the weave.

Tags: Fergie, Mena Suvari, Michael Jackson, Pamela Anderson, Victoria Silvstedt

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