Kate And Lance Are Still At It

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still slutting it up together. They have taken their act to Cannes! People reports the two were “dancing and kissing” at the Dolce and Gabbana party last night. A source said the two were dancing to old Madonna songs. HOMOS! Vintage Madonna makes Lance thinks of Jakey Poo. Can you imagine these two dancing? It’s probably like watching two chickens mating.

The source said, “They were beaming at each other. So cute.” Beaming?! That’s called being “drunk as fuck !”

Another witness told UsWeekly, “While they were chatting, I’d notice that Lance would have his hand on the small of Kate’s back, or his hand on top of hers.”

He was holding down her hand, because she kept trying to grab his nut.

I give these slut whores one more week together. Kate gets around and so does Lance. Two whores don’t make a right.